1. Notes: 39942 / 1 month ago  from tetsuyakenshi (originally from brodeaux)

   if my son is gay

   son: mom... i'm gay

   me: what was that?

   son: i'm... gay

   me: HA! KNEW IT!

   son: wh...what?

   husband: what's going on?

   me: OUR SON'S GAY!

   husband: oh god.

   son: wait, is that okay?

   husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...

   me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?

   son: i—

   me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT

   son: that's great mom bu—

   me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU

   husband: your mother has this thing about ga—

   me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE

   son: mom that really isn—

   me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?

   husband: shit

   me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?

   son: dad, what's going o—

   me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS

   husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—

   me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE

   son: i'm scared

   husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen

   me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

   ====

   Esposas Yaoistas asñldfkjañs FTW XD

   Tengo miedo... TENGO MIEDO D:

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