April 2012
2 posts
March 2012
2 posts
February 2012
4 posts
January 2012
10 posts
if my son is gay
son: mom... i'm gay
me: what was that?
son: i'm... gay
me: HA! KNEW IT!
son: wh...what?
husband: what's going on?
me: OUR SON'S GAY!
husband: oh god.
son: wait, is that okay?
husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
son: i—
me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
son: that's great mom bu—
me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
son: mom that really isn—
me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
husband: shit
me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
son: dad, what's going o—
me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
son: i'm scared
husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
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Esposas Yaoistas asñldfkjañs FTW XD
Tengo miedo... TENGO MIEDO D:
if my son is gay
son: mom... i'm gay
me: what was that?
son: i'm... gay
me: HA! KNEW IT!
son: wh...what?
husband: what's going on?
me: OUR SON'S GAY!
husband: oh god.
son: wait, is that okay?
husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
son: i—
me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
son: that's great mom bu—
me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
son: mom that really isn—
me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
husband: shit
me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
son: dad, what's going o—
me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
son: i'm scared
husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
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Esposas Yaoistas asñldfkjañs FTW XD
December 2011
4 posts
Waifu Marks
gairokux:
Las waifus son como las cutie marks, llegan en un momento de nuestra vida, diferente para cada quien. el que tenga mas de una esta enfermo (waifuplox) y puede que no nos muestren nuestro talento especial pero aun asi reflejan una gran parte de nuestra personalidad.
November 2011
11 posts
I WANT MY HAT BACK
parseeitic:
askpervyhomu:
This one is good too.
I WANT MY HEAD BACK
parseeitic:
swaetshrit:
ultipoter:
iunf:
kumagawa:
curevalentine:
askheadlessmami:
THE END.
BEST ONE SO FAR HANDS DOWN.
jesus this one
SHIT
THE BEST
oh my ggggg
This one is the best, hands down, no contest.
El Último Jefe del Internet: Concurso Tuitero de... →
parseeitic:
Siempre he querido armar algo así. Así que aprovechando que Noviembre es un mes de escribir novelas (Según el NanoWrimo), pues hago esto.
Participantes: Este concurso esta abierto a cualquier ser humano que tenga una cuenta en tuiter. Me siento especialmente generoso hoy, así que también podran…
October 2011
3 posts
2 tags
September 2011
37 posts
3 tags
Watchgairokux:
onimoz:
fang-tan:
izzebutts:
letsfillbuckets:
highb100d:
godhearst:
I AIN’T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFFFEEER
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this never stops being funny ever
fygdsukftgasudft oh my god
omg
always gonna reblog
xD bwahahahahhahahhaahahhahahhahahah xD oh man.
This is funny cuz its the same that happened to all of us.
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